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Mon: 7/23/2012
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Skeelz Connect - On Air
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Mon: 7/9/2012
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New Life
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Sun: 6/3/2012
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Skeelz Connect - On Your Mind
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Sun: 5/27/2012
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Skeelz Connect - Beware The Rhythm
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Tue: 4/24/2012
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Mister E
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Fri: 3/30/2012
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The Cook Book
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Tue: 3/20/2012
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Skeelz Connect - OUT of IN fluence
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Fri: 3/9/2012
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Women and We-Men
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Mon: 2/20/2012
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Skeelz Connect - Add Almighty
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Mon: 2/13/2012
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Skeelz Connect - Brand New Second Hand
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Sun: 2/5/2012
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Skeelz Connect Time Of My Life
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Wed: 2/1/2012
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Skeelz Connect - Defeat Her and Not You
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Tue: 11/8/2011
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SGONIAN REPUBLIC to dress BLACK COFFEE and CULOE de SONG
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Thu: 10/7/2010
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The 9th Annual Simunye Fun Fair 2010 is Here
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Mon: 7/6/2009
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The Definitive Clubber Guide The Year thus far
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Wed: 7/1/2009
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GOSSIP COLUMNSTHE GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY
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Thu: 12/4/2008
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RE: Sixties SD - Accomodation Packeges
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Mon: 11/24/2008
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The Summer Madness is Here
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Sun: 11/23/2008
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Producers Party CD Frenzy
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Tue: 11/11/2008
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The First Sixties Party Has Landed On Swazi Soil
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Wed: 10/29/2008
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PRESS RELEASE: Hot Pants n' Stilettos Party
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Mon: 9/29/2008
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Kikilikiki.com goes FACEBOOK!
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Tuesday, 24 April 2012
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“Heavenly Father, God the provider, thank you for your provision, without a gym subscription you provide me with strength, thank you for providing me with a PFP (Peace Full Package), thank you for providing a spiritual buffet for my soul to feast on all it can feast on, thank you for the bulletproof full body armour which frustrates the council of Hell for their weapons do not prosper, and most importantly thank you for your son Jesus who is EVERYTHING to me in the literal sense, Amen!”
Without much delay let me get straight to the introduction. My dear reader, allow me to introduce you to Mr E, and Mr E, please meet my dear reader.
Mr E wouldn’t run out of names even if he wanted to, he wouldn’t run out of names and titles if he had to give 10 of them up each day for the next 11 and a half years. Amongst the tons of names and titles he has, I’ll just mention a few… “Lord of Lords” (a more serious ‘LOL’), “Prince of Peace” (Heavenly POP), “The risen saviour”, “Christ the King”, “The Author of our faith”, “Master ”“The Alpha and Omega”, “The Son”, “Sustainer of the World”, “Teacher”, “The Lamb” “Immanuel”, “Wonderful councillor”, “Ruler”, “The dayspring from on high”, “The light of the world”, “The good Shepherd”, “Jehovah the Saviour”…et cetera et cetera et cetera.
Why Mr E is better than great is immeasurable, it surpasses he’s ‘sixty nine billion three hundred and twenty four million and seven hundred and sixty three thousand’ names. He’s ‘bosser’ than the ‘bossest’ simply because of the name I’ve given him, ‘Mister E’. it’s not Mr ‘Eternity’ (which to would be quite relevant), it’s not Mr ‘Ever’ either, yet that’s close enough, Mr ‘Everlasting’ is another relevant one but yet again it isn’t what I had in mind when I named him. Mr E is…wait for it…wait some more…wait a little more…ok enough now, let the waiting come to a halt (sure hope that suspense was enticing enough).
Mr ‘E’ is Mr ‘Everything’. Everything as in ‘Whole’, Everything as ‘The Whole Kit’, Everything as in ‘Entirety’, Everything as in ‘All inclusive’, Everything as in ‘the whole shebang’ Everything as in ‘complete’, Everything as in ‘Konkhe-Zonkhe’…yepp that’s him!...He is total, uncut, he is unabridged.
He is the ultimate handy-man in one’s life, and trust me, everybody needs a handy-man, because we all have to cope with bad experiences that break and oppress us.
The best part about Mr E is he is always on duty, always as in continuously, always as in constantly, always as in unceasingly, always as in endlessly, and he’s not one of those who are there yet submit themselves to elongated doses of naps, he’s forever awake and fulfils tasks ever so diligently.
It’s almost as if Mr E enrolled himself in a number of learning institutions, be it Colleges, Universities or training centres. Basically he can be anything you need him to be. He needs no casual wear, work-wear like overalls or even suits, he dresses the same for all he’s tasks, he’s always clothed in glory.
Mr E has ‘Everything’ under control; he can be your domestic servant, he washes and wipes all sins away, makes sure you are dirt and dust free, not Handy Andy nor Mr Min nor Domestos nor Sunlight or any other earthly cleaning chemical do a close to better job. He forgives the guilty, humbles the arrogant, encourages those who have been beaten down and causes those who’ve made a mess of their lives to look for a better way to put life together, for many are living but have no life, and Mr E said it himself in John chapter 10 verse 10, “I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly”. Abundantly as in ‘plentifully’, abundantly as ‘copiously’, abundantly as in ‘amply’, abundantly as in ‘lavishly’, abundantly as in ‘over the top’.
There’s this devious filthy imp whom most refer to as the devil, he doesn’t like Mr E very much, and in fact I’m very sure that he detests him. It’s inclusive in his job description to just be full of hate, the dark world actually has an absurdly ridiculous quote which says “We Hate Love and We Love Hate”, yet we are supposed to love love and hate hatred.
Mr E is despised by the devil and he’s wicked council because they plot against our success, limit our breakthroughs and block our blessings and then Mr E comes along as a plumber…yes a plumber.
He checks your pipes, he sees that there’s trouble, your pipes are blocked, you are unable to flush out your bad habits, things aren’t flowing, your breakthroughs are blocked therefore your spiritual life is basically motionless. He gets his tools out and clears your pipes and next thing you know you can flush out any evil affiliated influence, blessings and breakthroughs are flowing like the Nile.
Mr E a.k.a. Jesus a.k.a. the Light of the world, the very sound of his name is precious, this is the guy who’s name brings about a sense of overwhelming comfort to those in their darkest hour, he is the light with immeasurable Kilowatts. He becomes the electrician who brings back the light in your life. The Devil and his injudicious squad like playing with ‘soul power cuts’ and your general light switches, and purposely cause trees to fall on your power lines but thank God we have our multi-purpose hero, Mr E who understands general physics principles and has a full grasp on electricity, Mr E knows how run new circuits, replace lights and upgrade old wiring, which is how you overcome and get your power back.
From he’s ‘six hundred and thirty seven billion four hundred and seventy two million and twelve hundred thousand occupations’, one of the ones of high note includes he’s medical qualifications. He is the all-rounder super medical practitioner, Dr Jesus, the Doctor with the dynamic charisma, he doesn’t cure, instead he heals. There is no setting of ‘Doctor’s-appointment’, there is no waiting list, and there are no waiting rooms and long queues. As Satan is the counsellor of ruin, Jesus is the counsellor of divine restoration, he will restore your health before you even know you are sick, he restored peoples health with just a touch…yes just a touch, I dare you to check out Matthew 20:32-34 and Mark 1:30-34. Some weren’t even touched by him; they touched just a part of him or his garments. Mark 6:56 says “And everywhere Jesus went, to villages, towns. Or farms, people would take those who were ill to the market places and beg him to let them at least touch the edge of his cloak; and all who touched it were made well” Now because Mr E lives within us we can even restore our own health just by the mention of his name, that’s why we mostly conclude prayers with the phrase “in Jesus’ name”.
Isn’t it remarkable how a man of such divine calibre with such an impressive résumé can remain so gentle and humble, he’s list of occupations, job descriptions and key responsibilities is endless, yet there’s people with one or two occupations who eat, breath, talk, walk and even smell of arrogance.
Mr E came not to be served, but to serve, and in many ways is still serving us today, thus your appreciation and love for him must do nothing but be on the increase. Mr Everything can do everything for everyone everywhere. Everywhere as in ‘universally’, everywhere as in ‘the world over’, everywhere as in ‘all over’, everywhere as in ‘far and wide’, everywhere as in ‘in ALL places’.
Author: Skeel Simelane
[*disclaimer: the views expressed in the article are solely those of the author, and do not in any way necessarily reflect the views of the Kikilikiki.com management and team.]
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